Lifestyles

i been doing my thing for a long time now,
making girls feel special and turning on that charm.
i was good at it, too
man, i got stories for my grandchildren
some of them though, you just can't please
there was this one, she wanted it all
"you smell like long island, but we're in bethlehem," she said
"i was at the bar," i said
"you could at least smell like manhattan," she said.